【2025臺北藝穗節】等它一下，他們正在遲到

｜節目介紹｜

天亮起床、天亮睡覺。

穿衣、內務、洗漱、換衣、「長官好！」、洗碗、吃飯、消毒、吃飯、洗碗、吃飯、洗碗、洗澡、洗碗。

驗槍開始、驗槍蹲下。

抬腿、說話、陪笑、說話、再笑、更大聲說話、舉手、「老師好！」

：「媽媽，我剛看完一場演出，要回家了。」

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唯一的現場不停被暗示終於顯示又因不斷複製而消失。

紀律

一種有關細節的政治解剖學，在身體裡東翻西找、拆卸它並重組它。

驗槍完成後，起立報：「好！」

：「阿⋯⋯你怎麼還沒好？」

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Wake up at dawn,
Sleep at dawn.

Get dressed, tidy up, wash up, change clothes,
“Good morning, sir!”,
Do the dishes, eat, disinfect, eat,
Do the dishes, eat,
Do the dishes, shower,
Do the dishes.

Begin weapon inspection,
Squat for weapon inspection.

Lift your legs, speak, smile along, speak,
Smile again, speak louder, raise your hand,

“Hello, teacher!”

“Mom, I just finished a show. I’m heading home.”

The only live presence, constantly hinted at, finally revealed—
only to vanish again through endless replication.

Discipline

A kind of political anatomy of detail:
digging through the body, disassembling and reassembling it.

After the inspection is complete,
Stand and report: “Done!”

“Ah... why aren’t you ready yet?”

｜演出單位簡介｜

林穎(ENTJ)跟張子恩(INTP、J)，生日只差一天的雙子座。

林穎（Them)，南投人。不能吃辣，愛喝鮮奶茶，火鍋不加芋頭，水餃配醬油，唐揚雞不擠檸檬，咖哩拌飯派，不把室外拖穿進房間。

張子恩（lt），基隆人。愛吃辣，看到蜜豆奶就買，火鍋只加芋頭，水餃不加醬，唐揚雞擠檸檬，咖哩不拌派，只有一雙拖鞋。

我們薯條都不配蕃茄醬，我們可以一起吃飯。

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Lin Ying (ENTJ) and Chang Tzu-En (INTP/J), Geminis born just one day apart.

Lin Ying (they/them), from Nantou.

Can’t eat spicy food, loves fresh milk tea, never adds taro to hotpot, eats dumplings with soy sauce, doesn’t squeeze lemon on karaage, prefers mixing curry with rice, and never wears outdoor slippers into the room.

Chang Tzu-En (lt), from Keelung.
Loves spicy food, buys honey soy milk on sight, only adds taro to hotpot, eats dumplings without sauce, squeezes lemon on karaage, prefers curry and rice separate, and owns only one pair of slippers.

Neither of us eats fries with ketchup.

We can eat together.

｜演出人員名單｜

創作暨表演者｜林穎、張子恩

燈光設計｜李兆玄

舞台監督｜謝沂杰

Creators and performers | LIN YING X CHANG TZU-EN

Lighting Design | LEE CHAO-HSUAN

Stage Manager | HSIEH YI-CHIEH

開放時間：演出15分鐘前開放持票觀眾入場

演出全長：約90分鐘，無中場休息

字幕語言： 無字幕

※演出含裸露、暴力及成人議題等特殊效果，請留意並斟酌入場。

※演出進行中，請勿錄影、錄音或拍照，並請關閉隨身會發出聲響或光源的電子產品。

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